Escaping thoughts...

lamapalooza:

sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order

tastefullyoffensive:

"Pass me my hat and monocle please." [via] (fixed)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Pass me my hat and monocle please." [via] (fixed)

beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

laughparty:

if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels

ultrafacts:

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whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch